Heck No, Techno
my old bio was shit and you can call me wombat. that's all you need to know.

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ollivander:

if you’re blue and you don’t know where to go to

why don’t you go where fashion sits

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mizby:

punktiercantaloupe:

mizby:

THIS one took a while. All of the alpha and beta kids, as well as all the beta trolls, humanized. 

I adore this. Not only is the art style gorgeous but I mean…this actually makes my heart hurt. I want them all to have this chance. For all the trolls to be humans and for them all to live normal happy lives. I want them all safe and happy and friends. 
I want Dirk, Jake and Equius to hang out. I want Rose and Kanaya to fall in love slowly and then fast and all at once the way teenagers do but forever. I want Feferi and Eridan to have a complicated relationship but still love each other in the end. I want Vriska to flirt with the boy she ‘doesn’t care about. No. What are you talking about? Pfft….Pl-please…” I want Gamzee to introduce his best friend Tavros to weed and Tavros to think Gamzee is pretty motherfuckin’ beautiful when he’s high. I want Sollux and Aradia to kiss every night. I want Roxy to drink at parties and kiss Jane when no one is looking and Jane to kiss her back and get her sober. I want Dave to be able to go to parties with his bro. I want Jade to be able to flirt with Dave. I want her to bring Bec to parties because she loves him so much she didn’t want to leave him alone. I want everyone to meet up every Thursday night for video games and Munchkin. I want them to go to the movies together. I want them to go downtown together and get coffee. I want them to go to amusement parks together. I want them to cry together. 
I want them to live.
I want them to have the chance to do all this. Because I’m entirely too attached to this stupid motherfucking webcomic. 
This is perfect.

i’M GOING TO CRY OVER YOUR COMMENTARY OH MGYD OGD

mizby:

punktiercantaloupe:

mizby:

THIS one took a while. All of the alpha and beta kids, as well as all the beta trolls, humanized. 

I adore this. Not only is the art style gorgeous but I mean…this actually makes my heart hurt. I want them all to have this chance. For all the trolls to be humans and for them all to live normal happy lives. I want them all safe and happy and friends. 

I want Dirk, Jake and Equius to hang out. I want Rose and Kanaya to fall in love slowly and then fast and all at once the way teenagers do but forever. I want Feferi and Eridan to have a complicated relationship but still love each other in the end. I want Vriska to flirt with the boy she ‘doesn’t care about. No. What are you talking about? Pfft….Pl-please…” I want Gamzee to introduce his best friend Tavros to weed and Tavros to think Gamzee is pretty motherfuckin’ beautiful when he’s high. I want Sollux and Aradia to kiss every night. I want Roxy to drink at parties and kiss Jane when no one is looking and Jane to kiss her back and get her sober. I want Dave to be able to go to parties with his bro. I want Jade to be able to flirt with Dave. I want her to bring Bec to parties because she loves him so much she didn’t want to leave him alone. I want everyone to meet up every Thursday night for video games and Munchkin. I want them to go to the movies together. I want them to go downtown together and get coffee. I want them to go to amusement parks together. I want them to cry together. 

I want them to live.

I want them to have the chance to do all this. Because I’m entirely too attached to this stupid motherfucking webcomic. 

This is perfect.

i’M GOING TO CRY OVER YOUR COMMENTARY OH MGYD OGD

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5:00 pm   82914   31,617 notes
ickasaurus:

I’m feeling very Steve Rogers today! That is…AMERICAN

new headcanon accepted

ickasaurus:

I’m feeling very Steve Rogers today! That is…AMERICAN

new headcanon accepted

4:52 pm   82914   4 notes

wombatasaurus:

the rural juror looked up synonyms for cinnamon.

now say it out loud.

4:30 pm   82914   3 notes

mttyshealy:

LETS PLAY THE “TYPE THESE WORDS IN YOUR TAG BOX AND POST THE FIRST AUTOMATIC TAG THAT COMES UP” GAME:  

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up until now, i’ve never realized how truly amazing the soundtrack of megamind is, like wow, this music is friggin amazing

3:13 pm   82914   4 notes

gorillaz-confessions:

gorillaz-confessions:

This giveaway if for the Gorillaz fandom! Thanks to all of you for being so supportive! What you could win is a life sized cut out of any character you want from Gorillaz!

I am a senior in highschool now so while things aren’t too busy I would like to kick this giveaway off now!

~RULES~

  1. Must love Gorillaz!!
  2. You can reblog as much as you like and you can like but ONLY IF YOU REBLOG. If you just like it but don’t reblog, it won’t count and I will check. 
  3. I will only ship to the continental U.S. Sorry guys!
  4. You must have your ask box open and feel comfortable with giving me your address. If you’re under 18 let me know it’s okay with your parents.
  5. If you don’t reply to me within 2 days then a runner up will be chosen
  6. You MUST be following Gorillaz-Confessions AND 23-Hour-Party-People
  7. Please NO GIVEAWAY OR ASK BLOGS.. Only personal blogs

Why 23-Hour-Party-People??

Because that’s me, the person who runs the Gorillaz-Confessions! I’ll try to put more effort into reblogging more Gorillaz but hey, I’m pretty rad.

Also if you win, I’ll let you know and you need to give me a full body picture of what you want. Please make sure that the picture is clear and not blurry. And please have different image as a back up photo just in case.
It may take me about a 1-2 weeks to finish the painting. It’ll be down on one long paper roll and cut out around the edges, leaving some white border. Shipping will of course be free and it’ll be in a cylinder tube.

Giveaway ends September 16th at 9 pm central time. Winner will be chosen by a random draw. If you have any questions, feel free to ask at either account!

Good luck~

Reblogging for the afternoon people

1:34 pm   82914   258 notes

i just realized that when you harbour feelings for someone, that means you want to be in a relationship with them, and it makes mE SO ANGRY.

1:05 pm   82914   5 notes
Anonymous said: (like ur really cute no matter what)

and woweee, thank you so much!!

12:57 pm   82914  
Anonymous said: what gender are you? are you guy girl between neither

well, i was born a girl, and i like to think of myself as a girl, but there are times where i really wanna be a guy. i just don’t really wanna make people uncomfortable with always having to remember pronouns or whatnot, so she/her pronouns work just fine! thank you for asking!

12:57 pm   82914   2 notes

wombatasaurus:

The Wombat has now reached it’s 200th follower, so naturally, a giveaway must be held.

…unfortunately, I have no money to spend on things to give away. So… y’all are gonna be getting some random stuff I already own, because I really wanna give something away anyway.

WHAT YOU BABIES CAN WIN (in case it’s hard to read the photos):

DA RULES

aaaaaaand, i think that’s it! thank you babies so much for following me, it really means a lot. sorry i couldn’t make a better giveaway; but i might host one with real prizes when i get a job. i love you all!

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10:00 am   82914   34 notes
im a friggin treasure to talk to on omegle.

im a friggin treasure to talk to on omegle.

1:12 am   82914   9 notes

brichibi:

walkingintochaos:

thisshitfunny:

thatdudeemu:

queerasfuck88:

Jon Stewart Goes After Fox in Powerful Ferguson Monologue

I been waiting for the daily show to come back so they could cover this

Jon rip them boys a new asshole 

See, Jon Stewart usually does a lot of satirical humour, but at this point, the writers are just like “fuck the comedy this shit is real” and I was so happy to see that they finally covered this, and it was really well done.

"You’re tired of hearing about it?  Imagine how fucking exhausting it is living it."  ~Jon Stewart.

Seriously, watch this video, bless this video, it’s amazing, but I think my favorite parts are when he hears other reports on Ferguson and can’t even get his comment out because he’s so disgusted at what they’re saying.  ”They’re playing the race card.” “Racists are the ones who bring up race.”  Seriously, just… really?

What’s even better is that he knows that he’ll never understand how it feels, but its not about understanding, its about human decency and showing respect and knowing that this shit happens.  Honestly, you don’t have to try and understand my black experience, but at least acknowledge that my experience is different and that there are people who will crap all over it because of my skin color.  No one is playing any sort of card, stop living in this bubble racism is very real and people get killed over it.  Stop comparing your experience to someone else’s, because it’ll never be the same.  

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