Heck No, Techno
my old bio was shit and you can call me wombat. that's all you need to know.
wombatasaurus:

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wombatasaurus:

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me:  mom... dad... im g-
parents:  gay?
me:  going into battle and i need only your strongest potions
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me:  *decides to play wind waker again*
me:  *cries and hyperventilates whenever there's a boss*
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disobedient-nightmare:

thecatcherintheryebread:

This is flat out vulgar! There are minors present! 

There are minors present

disobedient-nightmare:

thecatcherintheryebread:

This is flat out vulgar! There are minors present! 

There are minors present

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caledoniarps:


I don’t know about you guys but I am psyched to get an education, woo. This year is a hella important year for me because if I don’t finish this school year with five As then I am a dead man walking, you get me? So this started off as a collection to help me get those fabulous As but I thought, what the hell? I’ll share this perfection with everyone else because sharing is caring. Anyways, down to the nitty gritty

001. CALEDONIA’S DECLASSIFIED SCHOOL SURVIVAL GUIDE
advice for college
how to survive in college
how to survive freshmen year of high school
college packing list
alternative to buying expensive textbooks
dorm room survival
free online college courses
002. WRITE LIKE A FUCKING ANGEL
the ultimate guide to writing
how to write good
how to write an essay
how to write a good essay
the five paragraph essay
deadly sins checklist
formatting your paper
tips on getting started
seven tips to become a better writer (stephen king)
four ways to have confidence in your writing
seven ways to speed up your writing
five ways to add sparkle to your writing
how to finish what you started: a five step plan for writers
thirty-one ways to find inspiration for your writing
tips for dealing with writer’s block
003. READING ISN’T ONLY FOR NERDS AND FANGIRLS
how to take care of your books
how to read shakespeare
no fear shakespeare  (i found this incredibly useful when studying macbeth!)
one hundred most read books
how to read difficult books
how to read faster
books made into movies
books made into tv shows
350+ free ebooks
004. STUDY MOTHER FUCKER
studying tips
studying techniques
how to pull an all-night and still have a successful exam result
how to get motivated to study
tips to help you concentrate
time management tips
chrome site blocker
005. LEARNING SHIT
solve any maths equations: 1, 2.
when your teacher says not to use wikipedia (an alternative)
square root calculator, cube root calculator
for when you can’t do your homework
chemical equation balancer (what got me through chemistry last year)
cliffnotes, sparknotes
college courses
how to: multiply big numbers
crash courses (youtube)
teaches you everything
006. PRESENTING YOUR BEAUTIFUL SCHOOL WORK AY
free powerpoint (prezi)
free powerpoint presentations on anything
help with presentations
007. USEFUL WEBSITES BECAUSE THE INTERNET IS A WONDERFUL PLACE /SOMETIMES/
TED (basically gods gift)
challenge your brain
feed the hungry and up your vocabulary game
free online textbooks
final grade calculator
a whole page dedicated to studying and organising
008. MUSIC TO CALM DOWN UR SCHOOL DAY BLUES YO
a really chill playist
coffee shop blues
coffee shop sounds
calm nature sounds
concentration/focus playlist
relaxation is key
four hours of classical music
playlists to listen to: xxx, xxx, xxx, xxx, xxx, xxx, xxx, xxx, xxx, xxx, xxx, xxx.
009. ALL THIS STUDYING??? YOU NEED A BREAK, MY FRIEND.
watch a cute ass dog lick your screen
one hundred thousand stars
movies masterpost
foreign movies
gay movies
lesbian movies you should definitely watch
broadway musicals
LGBT+ books
download free books
read any book
the best masterpost ever if you’re bored
010. TIPS FOR SCHOOL N STUFF BCUS I WANTED TEN BITS
try your best. not everyone can get all As, and getting all As does not make you better than everyone else. just do the best you can and be the best person you can be.
don’t sleep in class! i know it seems so so tempting but slept my way through geography last year and i got a C in my exam instead of the expected A so…
Don’t tick off your teacher, follow the rules to an extent, get to class on time, respect your classmates and teachers. you know, just be a decent person.
be positive!!! and not just for the first week or so, keep the positivity going throughout the whole school year. if you don’t believe in yourself then why should anyone else?
"you can do it, wildcat, i believe in u" — something troy bolton said one time probably definitely

caledoniarps:

I don’t know about you guys but I am psyched to get an education, woo. This year is a hella important year for me because if I don’t finish this school year with five As then I am a dead man walking, you get me? So this started off as a collection to help me get those fabulous As but I thought, what the hell? I’ll share this perfection with everyone else because sharing is caring. Anyways, down to the nitty gritty

001. CALEDONIA’S DECLASSIFIED SCHOOL SURVIVAL GUIDE

002. WRITE LIKE A FUCKING ANGEL

003. READING ISN’T ONLY FOR NERDS AND FANGIRLS

004. STUDY MOTHER FUCKER

005. LEARNING SHIT

006. PRESENTING YOUR BEAUTIFUL SCHOOL WORK AY

007. USEFUL WEBSITES BECAUSE THE INTERNET IS A WONDERFUL PLACE /SOMETIMES/

008. MUSIC TO CALM DOWN UR SCHOOL DAY BLUES YO

009. ALL THIS STUDYING??? YOU NEED A BREAK, MY FRIEND.

010. TIPS FOR SCHOOL N STUFF BCUS I WANTED TEN BITS

  • try your best. not everyone can get all As, and getting all As does not make you better than everyone else. just do the best you can and be the best person you can be.
  • don’t sleep in class! i know it seems so so tempting but slept my way through geography last year and i got a C in my exam instead of the expected A so…
  • Don’t tick off your teacher, follow the rules to an extent, get to class on time, respect your classmates and teachers. you know, just be a decent person.
  • be positive!!! and not just for the first week or so, keep the positivity going throughout the whole school year. if you don’t believe in yourself then why should anyone else?
  • "you can do it, wildcat, i believe in u" — something troy bolton said one time probably definitely

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Cr1TiKaL is my new headcanon dave and no one can tell me otherwise.

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gorillaz-confessions:

gorillaz-confessions:

This giveaway if for the Gorillaz fandom! Thanks to all of you for being so supportive! What you could win is a life sized cut out of any character you want from Gorillaz!

I am a senior in highschool now so while things aren’t too busy I would like to kick this giveaway off now!

~RULES~

  1. Must love Gorillaz!!
  2. You can reblog as much as you like and you can like but ONLY IF YOU REBLOG. If you just like it but don’t reblog, it won’t count and I will check. 
  3. I will only ship to the continental U.S. Sorry guys!
  4. You must have your ask box open and feel comfortable with giving me your address. If you’re under 18 let me know it’s okay with your parents.
  5. If you don’t reply to me within 2 days then a runner up will be chosen
  6. You MUST be following Gorillaz-Confessions AND 23-Hour-Party-People
  7. Please NO GIVEAWAY OR ASK BLOGS.. Only personal blogs

Why 23-Hour-Party-People??

Because that’s me, the person who runs the Gorillaz-Confessions! I’ll try to put more effort into reblogging more Gorillaz but hey, I’m pretty rad.

Also if you win, I’ll let you know and you need to give me a full body picture of what you want. Please make sure that the picture is clear and not blurry. And please have different image as a back up photo just in case.
It may take me about a 1-2 weeks to finish the painting. It’ll be down on one long paper roll and cut out around the edges, leaving some white border. Shipping will of course be free and it’ll be in a cylinder tube.

Giveaway ends September 16th at 9 pm central time. Winner will be chosen by a random draw. If you have any questions, feel free to ask at either account!

Good luck~

Reblogging for the afternoon people

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quick, i need help with an ending!!

So I know this is lame, but does anyone wanna give me suggestions on how I should conclude my essay? It’s about gender identity, so I think it’d be interesting to read. Everything’s done, but I just have no idea how to write this ending. (Sorry there’s no Read More, I’m on mobile)


        There comes a point in every person’s life when they are asked what their favourite colour is; and from the moment I was born until about fourth grade, that colour was pink. Of course, it wasn’t as if I had the mental capacity to choose pink as my favourite colour when I was born. No, the colour had chosen me… or at least my mother had chosen it for me. I was, after all, her first baby girl.

        From the looks of my childhood albums, chock full of baby photos, my life was a pastel wonderland of so much pink cotton candy, you could choke just by scanning the pages. My earliest interests included princesses, make up, & fashion; and I could often be found either looking in the mirror or waltzing around the house donning my mother’s glamorous shoes and jackets. I was the epitome of a “girly girl”… to an extent.

        It’s not like I only pretended to fancy princesses because that’s what society expected me to like. There really is a lot one can learn from a beautiful bookworm who just so happened to trek down the unholy path of beastiality. The thing is, while I really did enjoy the  elegance of fairies and fair maidens, I also really liked playing rough, and was heavily influenced by my three older brothers.

        The first time my brothers had dressed me up as a boy was when I was about five years old. Thinking back on it, I could’ve been described as your generic 90’s teenage boy; complete with baggy pants, a polo shirt, and a sideways baseball cap to disguise my long, girlish hair. I was christened as Alex, and I felt liberated to finally be one of my brothers.

        Sadly, all good things must come to an end, and just as soon as he was born, Alex had died away in the memories of my family; but not in mine. Nevertheless, I continued living my life as the princess everyone expected me to be, but when I turned eight, the princess was shut away yet again. This time, my brothers had dressed me up as a boy, and also dressed my brother Michael as a girl. I was called Anthony, he was called Michelle, and everyone thought it was hilarious.

        They didn’t find it so hilarious about two years later when I had decided that pink was for sissies and that I was going to be a tomboy. My daily attire started to consist of my brothers’ old hand-me-downs, my hair was cut short (into a hideous bowl cut, mind you, but still short enough for people to mistake me for a boy from behind), and I would always try to play the most riotous games during recess. My favourite colour had changed to green, because it was the exact opposite of pink, and it was my oldest brother’s favourite colour as well.

        It’s around this part of the essay where I’m assuming most people would think that I had finally begun my epic “transgender journey”, and let me just clarify that such journey never happened. Honestly, it wasn’t until eighth grade that I even knew what transgender meant. My “tomboy phase” still hasn’t passed, but I think that over the years, it just sort of blended in with the disarray that is my gender identity.

        Some days, I will come to school in maxi skirts and a face caked with makeup; and other days, I could be wearing a blue flannel shirt in a futile attempt to look somewhat masculine. Regardless of what I am wearing, though, I will not be a “girl one day” and a “boy the next.” There is so much more to me than the sex between my legs or the gender between my ears. I am not limited to one finite colour; rather, I am a whole spectrum of ideas, beliefs, interests, and personality.

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I interviewed a young anthropologist working with women in Mali, a country in Africa where women go around with bare breasts. They’re always feeding their babies. And when she told them that in our culture men are fascinated with breasts there was an instant of shock. The women burst out laughing. They laughed so hard, they fell on the floor.

They said, “You mean, men act like babies?”

"
Carolyn Latteier, Breasts, the women’s perspective on an American obsession (via sarcasmandstardust)

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okay okay okay guys, but listen. i’m going to take on life with a new approach: pull all nighters so i’m too tired to give a shit anymore, then do everything i’ve been procrastinating on/worrying about with no stress whatsoever. foolproof, i tell ya.

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kuzkospoison:

KUZKOSPOISON’S TUMBLR AWARDS
Rules:
Must be following me
Must Reblog this post
Winners will be chosen in two weeks (Sept. 1)

Categories:
The Emperor Award | Winner overall (1)
The Pacha Award | Friendliest Bloggers (4)
The Yzma Award | Best Humor Blogs (4)
The Kronk Award | Best URLs (4)
The Wrong Lever Award | The Runners Up (5)

Prizes:
I’ll be following back the winners for each category
The winner for The Emperor Award will receive a custom made sweatshirt.
The winners for The Pacha Award will receive friendship bead bracelets. 
The winners for The Yzma Award will receive a joke in a bottle.
The winners for The Kronk Award will receive washer necklaces with their name and url on it.
The winners for The Wrong Lever Award will get a dedicated selfie.
In addition to the prizes, the winners will get
a followback from yours truly (if i’m not following you already)
a link to your blogs on my page forever
eternal friendship if you’d like
promos, reblogs, or anything else requested (if possible)
*** i’d be mailing the prizes to the winners. so if you’re chosen and dont feel comfortable giving me your address, that’s fine. ***

GOOD LUCK!!!
tips: the more you reblog this the more likely i’ll see you and therefore the more i’ll think about choosing you. 

kuzkospoison:

KUZKOSPOISON’S TUMBLR AWARDS

Rules:

Must be following me

Must Reblog this post

Winners will be chosen in two weeks (Sept. 1)

Categories:

The Emperor Award | Winner overall (1)

The Pacha Award | Friendliest Bloggers (4)

The Yzma Award | Best Humor Blogs (4)

The Kronk Award | Best URLs (4)

The Wrong Lever Award | The Runners Up (5)

Prizes:

I’ll be following back the winners for each category

The winner for The Emperor Award will receive a custom made sweatshirt.

The winners for The Pacha Award will receive friendship bead bracelets. 

The winners for The Yzma Award will receive a joke in a bottle.

The winners for The Kronk Award will receive washer necklaces with their name and url on it.

The winners for The Wrong Lever Award will get a dedicated selfie.

In addition to the prizes, the winners will get

  1. a followback from yours truly (if i’m not following you already)
  2. a link to your blogs on my page forever
  3. eternal friendship if you’d like
  4. promos, reblogs, or anything else requested (if possible)

*** i’d be mailing the prizes to the winners. so if you’re chosen and dont feel comfortable giving me your address, that’s fine. ***

GOOD LUCK!!!

tips: the more you reblog this the more likely i’ll see you and therefore the more i’ll think about choosing you. 

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ollivander:

if you’re blue and you don’t know where to go to

why don’t you go where fashion sits

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